The best investor alive is dead

Hold this dead guy and get paid tokenized stocks every day.

Mort worked in the back office of a brokerage.

In 1987, he set up an automatic daily buy order.

Mort at his cubicle desk in front of a glowing CRT, 1987.
He set it up on a Tuesday and never touched it again.

Later that afternoon, Mort died at his desk.

The order went through again that evening, and every evening after.

Payroll never noticed.
HR never noticed.
His manager never noticed.

An eager new hire enthusiastically shaking Mort's limp hand.
The new analyst introduced himself. He says Mort is a great listener.
A company doctor with a stethoscope giving a thumbs up beside Mort.
Annual physical. All results within normal range.

39 years later, somebody finally opened the office door.

Total return since 1987

26,747%

He had beaten every fund manager alive.

Mort motionless at his desk on a chaotic trading floor while everyone around him panics.
Nothing that has happened since has required his attention.

By now the account was worth a fortune, and still growing. Everyone wanted a way in.

Two colleagues tearing Mort's cubicle apart beneath a whiteboard headed GUESS LOG 1987, every password guess crossed out.
They've tried his birthday, his dog's name, and "password1." Still nothing.

Nobody has the password.
Only Mort had the password.

A dusty answering machine with a cobweb showing an enormous message count.
He has 987,654,321 messages. He'll get back to you.
Colleagues in party hats around a birthday cake on Mort's desk.
Nobody sings. The candles go out on their own.
Mort propped at the head of a boardroom table while colleagues listen respectfully.
He was carried in for the quarterly. Nobody mentioned it.

The market has changed its mind a thousand times since.
His face has not moved once.

You can finally own a piece of Mort's account.

Real tokenized shares in the one account with the best track record in the market. Buy in, and every day you get exactly one move.

Every day, you yell a ticker at Mort.

The loudest voice wins the day. He buys it at 21:00. Last night, Nvidia. Tonight, maybe SpaceX.

The best investor alive is dead.
Now you can invest alongside him.

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